Best Tweet Ever: A New Slogan for Gay Marriage

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com June 24 2012 12:51 PM ET

Are you still trying to convince your conservative parents to support gay marriage? One of our favorite tweeters, LOLGOP, might’ve just found its most effective slogan yet.  

The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. New jokes are posted every day on Twitter. Join the more than 5,700 people who already follow @gaysayer.

 

And now a post from your host:

I keep bumping into women at this crowded parade and calling it sex later on the phone with my friends.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) June 24, 2012

 

Number 10:

I wonder if Target carries those L-shaped sheets that people on TV have sex under.

— Quaking Mirth (@Mirth_Quake) June 19, 2012

 

Number 9:

Before the word "celebutante," I wasted so much time trying to refer to celebrity debutantes.

— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) June 13, 2012

 

Number 8:

Masturbation is a perfectly normal part of human life just not on Channing Tatum's front porch according to my arresting officer

— Zackary Ross (@Zackblows) June 20, 2012

Number 7:

What do we want?Time Travel!When do we want it?That's irrelevant!

— Craving(@calluptome) May 17, 2012

 

Number 6:

I feel sorry for the gay couple named Adam & Steve.

— PhilLaysheO (@PhilLaysheO) June 23, 2012

 

Number 5:

There's one other person in this theater besides me. Thought I would break the ice so I shouted, "LONELINESS, HUH?!" He ignored me.

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) June 23, 2012

 

Number 4:

Family dinners are a great way for everyone to look at their phones at the same time.

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) June 19, 2012

 

Number 3:

If you have trouble remembering every mistake you've ever made, just pour your mom 3 glasses of wine.

— A Guy Named Kelly (@kellysdf) December 24, 2011

 

Number 2:

Took my sons to see the Chippendales dancers. What the fuck, Disney?

— Jeff Dikembe Mufasa (@jeff_ratfamily) June 18, 2012

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

Gay marriage. If Dick Cheney can handle it, so can you.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 23, 2012