By Jami Smith
Originally published on Advocate.com September 26 2012 5:00 AM ET
Here are some of our favorite #CFAMoments — which is a Twitter hashtag that Chick-fil-A asks its fans to use when talking about the special time they spend with their chicken sandwiches.
In the interest of full disclosure, these tweets were actually collected by our @Gaysayer comedy feed. And @Gaysayer might have hinted to our many pro-LGBT followers that #CFAMoments is up for reinterpretation.
And for jokes from LGBT comedians and their allies throughout your day, join the nearly 7,000 people following @Gaysayer on Twitter.
Chick-Fil-A has a "Chargrilled Fruit Salad", but they call it the Leviticus 18:22. #CFAmoments @gaysayer
— Brad Loekle (@BradLoekle) September 22, 2012
Chik-Fil-A. For when food alone doesn't totally destroy you from the inside out. #CFAMoments
— Michael T Kennedy (@MichaelTKennedy) September 22, 2012
When the rapture came and you were too fucking fat to fly. #CFAmoments
— Alec Mapa (@AlecMapa) September 23, 2012
#CFAMoments Ice Dream? That's just not natural. Desert is between one ice and one cream. Protect the sanctity of desert.
— Shana O'Grady (@MadelBlue) September 22, 2012
Can't "Eat Mor Chikn" cuz bible sez not to cheat on my girlfriend. :( #CFAmoments
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) September 22, 2012
I was tempted to volunteer at the soup kitchen, but it made me hungry. So I went to Chick-Fil-A instead. #LoveBeingaChristian #CFAMoments.
— xander (@xanderNOH8) September 22, 2012
Protect marriage! Instead of working on your own, eat more chikin! #CFAmoments
— miss idgie (@missidgie) September 23, 2012
#CFAMoments Planning a cross burning or gay-bashing? Don't forget the Chikin.
— Gary Paylo (@gmpaylo) September 23, 2012
@gaysayer Just wait until the grainy photos emerge of the Chick-Fil-A mascot at a fisting party with the Aflac duck #CFAMoments
— Jay M (@candide37) September 23, 2012
That time Chick-Fil-A tried trending #CFAMoments but it backfired.
— Rusty Surette (@rustysurette) September 23, 2012