Obama Sinks Romney’s Battleship

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com October 22 2012 11:06 PM ET

Our Gaysayer comedians paid careful attention to the final debate. As fans of the 1980s, they were intitially impressed with Romney. But comedians love a good zinger.

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Mitt: "Research is great! I love cars! I'm still speaking! I hate gays! My cheeks hurt!" #debate

— Barbara Haynes (@barbhaynes) October 23, 2012

 

"I love drones. I fathered five of them."

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) October 23, 2012

 

"Well at least the 1980s still CALL." - Boca residents to their grandchildren. #debate

— Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) October 23, 2012

 

Romney: I ran the Olympics; Obama: I killed Bin Laden. #recap #debates

— Tamra Brown (@browntamra) October 23, 2012

 

"Obama has some great ideas; is it ok if I simply repeat them? My memory is terrific." - Mitt Romney

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 23, 2012

 

"If America is strong, then we will be the strongest, because we are the strength of being strong and the economy." - Mitt Romney #debate

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 23, 2012

 

"It would be terrible to put a religious extremist in power!" said the man in the magic underwear.

— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) October 23, 2012

 

I appreciate how Romney uses the term "bad guys" so that dummies like me know who's who. #debates

— Rory (@RorynotRoy) October 23, 2012

 

Romney talks about foreign policy like me when I'm at a dinner party pretending that I read the book everyone is talking about

— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) October 23, 2012

 

And a P.S.

Sometimes CNN only shoots James Carville from the shoulders up because the rest of him is wrestling a live alligator.

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 23, 2012