Best Tweet Ever! The Donald Gets Trumped By Twitter Comedians

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com October 27 2012 10:25 AM ET

It was an eventful week on Twitter. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got hitched, Ann Coulter is still starved for attention, and Donald Trump unleashed some self proclaimed, “Earth shattering” news that resulted in a hilarious Twitter backlash. Here are our favorite jokes from the week.

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Breaking News: Donald "Trumps" Obama in marriages by 3:1 margin

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) October 24, 2012

 

Number 10:

Jessica Biel now has everything I ever wanted. Manly shoulders and Justin Timberlake as a husband.

— Kris T (@KrisThorpe) October 26, 2012

 

Number 9:

. @anncoulter never has to organize her closet because being near her even makes her clothes want to hang themselves. @gaysayer

— John Coons (@JohnMCoons) October 23, 2012

 

Number 8:

Hey girl, not to brag, but our supporters include Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Meatloaf and many other artists from the 99 cent cassette tape bin.

— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) October 26, 2012

 

Number 7:

RuPaul RyanGosling - "Hey girl...You betta work...(literally!) Cuz I'm gonna ship your husband's job to China!"

— Leila (@handlescandal) October 23, 2012

Number 6:

It's not that Mitt Romney keeps changing his stance, it's just that he has a wide stance.

— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) October 25, 2012

 

Number 5:

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands Latifah tells what country she's the queen of

— Drunk Ass Rick(@Rickonia) October 24, 2012

 

Number 4:

I will hereby donate $5 million to the charity of @realdonaldtrump's choice if he releases the birds trapped under that nest on his head.

— Adam Sank (@AdamSank) October 24, 2012

 

Number 3:

100 years ago Trump would've been with a circus as The Man with a Butthole for a Mouth.

— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) October 24, 2012

 

Number 2:

Go "part of God's plan" yourself.

— L.B. Johnson (@ladybirdj) October 24, 2012

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever!

Obama: “I will not negotiate with a hairorrist.”

— Shane Nickerson (@shanenickerson) October 24, 2012