The Last Tweets You’ll (Hopefully) Ever Read About Mitt Romney

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com November 07 2012 2:00 AM ET

As Mitt Romney prepares to ride his dancing horse off into the sunset, we honor our favorite Twitter jokes from a night of election results.

For even more laughs, join the more than 7,000 jokesters who follow @gaysayer. New jokes are posted every day.

And now a post from your host:

Now we can all uncancel our Thanksgiving plans with extended family.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) November 7, 2012

 

Number 11:

BREAKING: NBC says Donald Trump's show 'The Apprentice' will be renamed 'The Biggest Loser,' effective immediately

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) November 7, 2012

 

Number 10:

We all know Meryl Streep is going to win tonight. She always wins everything.

— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) November 7, 2012

 

Number 9:

MY CAR MAGNET WORKED!!!

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) November 7, 2012

 

Number 8:

Chick-fil-A is going to be PACKED tomorrow.

— Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) November 7, 2012

 

Number 7:

You know those women who write love letters to men in prison? Their vote counts just as much as yours.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 6, 2012

 

Number 6:

Meat Loaf must really be sweating right now and every other day of his life.

— rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) November 7, 2012

 

Number 4:

Ruth Ginsburg just made a down payment on a place in Boca.

— Guy Branum (@guybranum) November 7, 2012

 

Number 3:

BREAKING: Rape Caucus Defeated #election #election2102 #vote2012 #rapecaucus

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) November 7, 2012

 

Number 2:

As the first lesbian Senator you know Tammy Baldwin is already at Home Depot buying paneling to fix up the House. #Election2012

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) November 7, 2012

 

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

Chris Christie slipping out back door to bring tray of baked ziti to Obama victory party

— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) November 7, 2012