Blanche Week! Vote For the Best Anderson Jab

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com June 05 2013 7:30 AM ET

For our first ever Blanche Week, we asked our readers to skewer our favorite LGBT celebrities on Twitter. Our first blanching victim is Anderson Cooper. (Remember, we only blanche the ones we love.) Now it's time for you to vote for your favorite! Our finalists will then compete for the vaunted title of, "Best Blancher Ever," and we'll make them famous — by changing our Twitter background to their face.

In no particular order, here are the top jokes about out CNN newsman Anderson Cooper. Vote for your favorite at the bottom of the page! Vote as often as you like; irrational obsessive behavior is encouraged by Gaysayer.

 

I couldn't understand why Anderson Cooper was doing TV commercials, then realized it was his older brother Jamie Lee Curits #Blanched

— frank liotti (@Frank_Liotti) June 4, 2013

 

Anderson Cooper could take a cue from Perez Hilton:"This just in." (cut to pic of Erick Erickson with a dick drawn on his face) #StevieTV

— Eric Lingenfelter (@EPLingenfelter) May 30, 2013

 

I love wearing tight tshirts in dangerous areas, or as I call it "Anderson Coopering". #StevieTV

— M. K. Paulsen (@mkpaulsen) May 30, 2013

 

Trying to seduce #AndersonCooper by shaving my pubes in to something he can't resist; a "Gaza" strip. #StevieTV

— Luigi Mancini (@Mano_Mancini) May 30, 2013

 

Anderson Cooper is proof that even good-looking Yale-educated sons of heiresses can be successful. #greatrolemodels #StevieTV

— Breach of Close (@sxchristopher) May 30, 2013

 

 

"No man will ever look as good in Gloria Vanderbilt genes as Anderson Cooper" #StevieTV

— Phillip Lawson (@PhillipLawson) May 30, 2013

 

 

Anderson Cooper is a hero to the gay community. And also to those born without pigment. #StevieTV

— Adam Sank (@AdamSank) May 29, 2013

 

 

Thanks to Anderson Cooper, I no longer have to choose between a news update on the Syrian conflict and touching myself... #StevieTV

— R.J. Aguiar (@rj4gui4r) May 29, 2013

 

 

Anderson Cooper is so gay, nobody wonders if the carpet matches the drapes. OF COURSE THEY MATCH. #StevieTV

— Chris Doucette (@Chris_Doucette) May 28, 2013

 

 

It took Anderson Cooper so long to come out that he hosted an Extreme Home Makeover for the inside of his closet. #StevieTV

— Zackary Ross (@Zackblows) May 28, 2013