By Jami Smith
Originally published on Advocate.com December 11 2013 12:00 PM ET
Project Runway just isn't the same without Michael Kors. For the first 10 seasons, Kors served as the show's sassiest judge, and he spared no feelings if a young designer's runway look was poorly crafted. Kors was the snarky "yin" to Tim Gunn's nurturing "yang." Although the new faces of the fashionable franchise, Zac Posen (Project Runway) and Isaac Mizrahi (Project Runway All Stars) offer quality insight, they just don't provide the same dramatic eye rolls and comic relief that audiences came to expect from Kors.
Here are 10 reasons why Michael Kors needs to reclaim his chair:
"You achieved the impossible. She has camel toe in big shorts."
"She just looks like a flamenco dancer at a funeral."
"She had an old diaper pushed in between her legs."
"I mean, she's borderline Teletubby."
"If you saw her wandering down the street, someone would probably put some money in a cup."
"It's kind of like if you were locked in your house and someone said, 'Make a gown out of your sheets.'"
"Unless you are going to a Joan Crawford St. Patty's Day party, who is wearing this fabric?"
"No human being should wear tight satin."
"She's got an avocado goiter."
"She is pooping fabric!"