Twitter's Gayest Responses to Beyonce's New Album

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com December 13 2013 5:38 PM ET

The Yuletide just got a little gayer now that Beyonce released a surprise album, complete with 17 music videos.

Our Gaysayer Twitter comedians captured the emotions of the event perfectly:

Beyoncé released a new album last night. It's probably the first time gay men collectively orgasmed just from downloading music on iTunes.

— Justin Hernandez (@HernandezJustin) December 13, 2013

Beyonce is making me surprise release all over the place

— Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) December 13, 2013

Beyoncé literally upstaged Santa Claus.

— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) December 13, 2013

One of the new #beyonce tracks samples the sound of Michelle Williams crying alone at night. Let's dance!

— Graham Eason Nolan (@GrahamNolan) December 13, 2013

Today is probably not the right day to let Michelle or Kelly hold a baby or a puppy or anything breakable.

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) December 13, 2013

"Buy my dear friend Beyonce's new album!!" -an inevitable tweet from Kim Kardashian

— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) December 13, 2013

In 2000 years will the Nativity scene be about Beyonce dropping this album?

— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) December 13, 2013

"Well, she told ME though." - Taylor Swift to anyone who mentions Beyoncé today.

— Justin Root (@JustinWRoot) December 13, 2013

iTunes debuts will now be measured in "Beyoncés".

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) December 13, 2013

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Contributor: 
Jami Smith