Best Tweets: 'Duck You, Phil Robertson'

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com December 20 2013 5:29 PM ET

Twitter has had a lot to joke about this week. In news that shocked almost no one, the Duck Dynasty star, Phil Robertson is homophobic. More importantly, did you see the Lady Gaga-Christina Aguilera duet on the season finale of The Voice? Read all of the best jokes about it here. 

 

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The Duck Dynasty guy's comparison of gays to terrorists is less insulting than Britney Spears' assumption that we'd buy "Work Bitch."

— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) December 20, 2013

 

Let's focus on the real enemy to the gay community. @GQMagazine interviewed someone with poor grooming habits.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) December 20, 2013

 

If the camera adds 10 lbs, does Kelly Ripa even exist?

— lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) December 18, 2013

 

We accept the Beyoncé we think we deserve.

— victoria (@theblowout) December 20, 2013

 

I thought we all knew inbred swamp people were homophobic. Unless there's a banjo playing. Then game on queers!

— Justin Martindale (@justmartindale) December 19, 2013

 

I assume Ashton Kutcher will be replacing that guy on Duck Dynasty.

— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 19, 2013

 

Awkward. RT @ChickfilA Hey @DuckDynastyAE we'd like to sponsor your show! Plz follow so we can DM?

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) December 19, 2013

 

Gays are unnatural. Unlike having a reality show on A&E about killing ducks which is TOTALLY NORMAL.

— Chris Doucette (@Chris_Doucette) December 19, 2013

 

Line at Starbucks is so long some of us have almost made eye contact.

— Kevin Christy (@kevingchristy) December 14, 2013

 

68-year-old Miranda Hobbes weeps about Steve’s impotence to 77-year-old Samantha Jones pic.twitter.com/X7OLRkVh37

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 18, 2013

Contributor: 
Jami Smith