Hillary Clinton Tweets Best Super Bowl Jokes For the Win

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com February 02 2014 11:06 PM ET

Let's hope that the Denver Broncos stay away from Twitter for a while.

In a Super Bowl where the commercials had more action than the actual game, our Gaysayer Twitter comedians had plenty of fodder for jokes. The winner of Twitter tonight was budding comedian, Hillary Clinton. 

Follow Gaysayer on Twitter now for LGBT-friendly jokes all the time.

 

It’s so much more fun to watch FOX when it’s someone else being blitzed & sacked! #SuperBowl

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 3, 2014

Now I understand the expression "beating a dead horse."

— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) February 3, 2014

I bet if I auditioned to be on the Broncos I would, at the very least, get a callback.

— Amy Rhodes (@iamamyrhodes) February 3, 2014

To put this Super Bowl in Downton Abbey terms: Imagine Matthew died every episode :(

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 3, 2014

At this point the Sarah McLaughlin ASPCA commercial would be less depressing #SuperBowl

— Mike Gillerman (@moishendlishus) February 3, 2014

This would be the perfect moment to marry a bunch of gay people. Queen Latifah's already there. #BrunoMars #HalfTimeShow #SB48

— Jeffrey Jay (@HeyJeffreyJay) February 3, 2014

Bruno Mars' fiery backdrop is a tribute to the horrifying dungeon where Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams ended up last year.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 3, 2014

Bruno Mars' backup dancers have more rushing yards than the Broncos' offense.

— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) February 3, 2014

EMERGENCY PRAYER SURGE IN ROCKY MOUNTAIN SECTOR

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 3, 2014

Weird to think that joe namaths coat was just playing in the puppy bowl 4 hours ago

— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) February 2, 2014

And now, Macklemore will marry a Seahawk and a Bronco.

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) February 3, 2014

Contributor: 
Jami Smith