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How Empire’s Cookie Would Fire Back at Homophobes

The season finale of Empire airs tonight, and many of us are already dealing with Cookie withdrawal.

To help ease our collective pain, we’ve imagined how the enigmatic Empire mama would respond to some of today’s biggest antigay bigots — by pairing their homophobic slurs with some of our favorite quotes from sexy-sassy ex-con matriarch of the music-making Lyon family. Essentially, we're imagining WWCS — What Would Cookie Say?

Mel Gibson:

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Michele Bachmann:
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Ender’s Game author Orson Scott Card:
 
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Victoria Jackson (former SNL cast member):
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50 Cent [sic]:
 
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Kirk Cameron (on homosexuality):
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Ann Coulter:
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Chris Brown:
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Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson:
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Which Cookie quotes are your favorites? Share them in the comments section below. They just might tide us over until Empire’s season 2.
 

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