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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want daily updates.
And now a post from your host:
Number 9:
\u201cWho needs physical contact with another human when you can put your jammies in the dryer?\u201d— Louis Peitzman (@Louis Peitzman) 1325578243
Number 8:
\u201cUPS just announced they're changing their name to 'SUP? to appeal to the younger shipping market.\u201d— Paula Poundstone (@Paula Poundstone) 1325434356
Number 7:
Need some grammar help. I can never remember whether Lindsay Lohan is semimonthly bisexual or bimonthly semisexual.
-- Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) January 5, 2012
Number 6:
\u201cI wonder if Michelle Bachman now believes in plan B...\u201d— \u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f (@\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f) 1325700845
Number 5:
\u201cEveryone who's excited about a movie starring Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah knows what semen tastes like.\u201d— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1325789041
Number 4:
Number 3:
\u201cLove the sinner, hate the asshole who calls it a sin.\u201d— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1325803665
Number 2:
\u201cI can\u2019t tell if everyone\u2019s honking their horns for New Year\u2019s or because I\u2019m squatting in the road eating this crushed Chinese takeout.\u201d— Stacey Nightmare (@Stacey Nightmare) 1325379331
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
\u201cFox News knows we can google stuff, right?\u201d— Eminence Front (@Eminence Front) 1325805204
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