Best Tweet Ever: Mitt Romney Loves the Ladies

\u201cI'm gonna eat you out of house and home isn't a great pick up line guys.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1333896108

\u201cThought there was some audio issue with Game of Thrones, but then I realized I was just hearing the sound of my own incessant squealing.\u201d

— Louis Peitzman (@Louis Peitzman) 1334074894

\u201cIt\u2019s funny how everyone thinks Paula Abdul is crazy now, but in the 90s when she was attracted to an animated skat cat, no one said a thing.\u201d

— Joelle Boucai (@Joelle Boucai) 1334072927

\u201cCan we start calling the Kanye and Kim Kardashian couple: the KKK?\u201d

— Matt Besser (@Matt Besser) 1334245528

\u201c"I've seen my uncle's penis." - the subtext of every American Apparel advertisement\u201d

— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1334019991

\u201cIt's hard to see how why Mitt Romney isn't connecting with women. He's been wearing momjeans for months.\u201d

— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1334182953

\u201cHD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.\u201d

— blank (@blank) 1321162382