Neal Broverman

Actually, slapped. It sounds like a funny story, but this writer still can't laugh about being assaulted by a mad motorcyclist 16 years ago.

After traveling in an elevator with a group of straight men, this gay editor was allowed to exit first. He's still trying to decide if he was handed a silent compliment or just given the shaft.

America has yet to elect a female president. Does that mean the Rapture will arrive before an LGBT prez does?

Even though gays are regularly judged on their sex lives, we shouldn't accept Anthony Weiner's horny transgressions.

Words matter and keeping up with their changing nature is part of being alive, so study up on "cisgender" and stop dropping "queen" like you're Alec Baldwin.

These nine people ruling on our lives just aren't cutting it; time to replace them with people we all know, like NeNe, Demi, and James Franco.