Bill Eichner offered people on the street one dollar to have sex with Paul Rudd. Most New Yorkers, even straight men, would do it for free.
Lindsay Lohan is mad and the only way to deal with her loss is to take a sledgehammer to Neil Patrick Harris' face.
No one could possibly be more sad about the cancellation of How I Met Your Mother than Billy Eichner. He and Neil Patrick Harris hit the streets to ask New Yorkers if they feel nearly as distraught over it. (Hint: They don't)