6 Musical Suggestions for the Pope's Big Finale

Yes, you have been less than kind to us, Benedict, but to show there are no hard feelings, here's a little traveling music.



Here, on this last day before he becomes Mr. Ratzinger again, we note the exit of the most powerful and influential critic of LGBT people in the world. The man who has decried that homosexuality threatens the very existence of humankind. Here are a few suggestions for some show-stopping numbers to put some musical punctuation of a reign of hate.

Liza Minnelli, "Mein Herr," Cabaret

"You have to understand the way I am,
Mein Herr.
A tiger is a tiger, not a lamb.
Mein Herr.
You'll never turn the vinegar to jam,
Mein Herr.
So I do...
What I do...
When I'm through...
Then I'm through...
And I'm through...

Tags: Comedy