Best Tweet Ever! The Donald Gets Trumped By Twitter Comedians

It was an eventful week on Twitter. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got hitched, Ann Coulter is still starved for attention, and Donald Trump unleashed some self proclaimed, “Earth shattering” news that resulted in a hilarious Twitter backlash. Here are our favorite jokes from the week.

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Breaking News: Donald "Trumps" Obama in marriages by 3:1 margin

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) October 24, 2012

Number 10:

Jessica Biel now has everything I ever wanted. Manly shoulders and Justin Timberlake as a husband.

— Kris T (@KrisThorpe) October 26, 2012

Number 9:

. @anncoulter never has to organize her closet because being near her even makes her clothes want to hang themselves. @gaysayer

— John Coons (@JohnMCoons) October 23, 2012

Number 8:

Hey girl, not to brag, but our supporters include Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Meatloaf and many other artists from the 99 cent cassette tape bin.

— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) October 26, 2012

Number 7:

RuPaul RyanGosling - "Hey girl...You betta work...(literally!) Cuz I'm gonna ship your husband's job to China!"

— Leila (@handlescandal) October 23, 2012