I Advocate: Jeffrey Self

What Jeffrey Self, author of Straight People: A Spotter's Guide to the Fascinating World of Heterosexuals (Running Press), is passionate about this month.



...Peanut Butter. One of the main reasons life is worth living. To those people who are allergic, I can only apologize; you are truly missing out on one of the world's greatest pleasures — but honestly, it's not my problem. I a advocate going into your kitchen right now and dipping your largest spoon in a jar of peanut butter, then slowly eating it. Did you do it? You're welcome. Unless you've just realized you're allergic to peanut butter, in which case call 9-1-1.