I Advocate: Jeffrey Self

What Jeffrey Self, author of Straight People: A Spotter's Guide to the Fascinating World of Heterosexuals (Running Press), is passionate about this month.

BY Advocate.com Editors

July 11 2013 4:00 AM ET


...Peanut Butter. One of the main reasons life is worth living. To those people who are allergic, I can only apologize; you are truly missing out on one of the world's greatest pleasures — but honestly, it's not my problem. I a advocate going into your kitchen right now and dipping your largest spoon in a jar of peanut butter, then slowly eating it. Did you do it? You're welcome. Unless you've just realized you're allergic to peanut butter, in which case call 9-1-1.

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