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14 Sexy Gifts for Your Slutty Friends

14 Sexy Gifts for Your Slutty Friends


You know you want it. So does s/he!


Pleasure Chest's Ho Ho Homo Kit
Give your man the whole package: This kit is the gift that will keep on giving. There's the Oxballs' XXX Cockring, a fat, stretchy rubber ring that grips tight as it pushes the jewels forward; firm-but-flexible Gripper Nip Pulls; the Pig Plug; and a soft Tenga sleeve that's covered in textured Keith Haring artwork (sex with style). Keep things slippery with the included bottle of Spunk lube. $100,


The Naughty of the Month Club?
With Spicy Subscriptions, each month experts ship carefully curated sex toys, massage candles, oils, and other romantic finds aimed at spicing up your sex life Sign up online for a subscription; shipping is free and discreet, and when your themed Spice Box arrives you can then share the contents with your buff buddy. Each box includes one sex toy, two or three sexy items, and two or three trial-size items. There are monthly, four-month, or eight-month subscription options. Over 80 percent of subscribers claim that Spicy Subscriptions has helped drastically improve their overall relationship and sex life. Subscription: $39/month; toy of the month: $19.95,


Bella Couture Black Lingerie Harness
This couture lingerie harness is beautiful and feminine while remaining seductive and dangerous. A blend of sexy lingerie and strap-on harness, it's from WetForHer, the girl-on-girl store of erotic items by and for women. $155.95,


Bijoux Indiscrets: Poeme Dark Chocolate Body Paint
Write sweet nothings on your partner's intimate area with dark chocolate body paint that is as enjoyable to remove as it is to apply. The luxurious fondant texture and exquisite aroma will make it an enjoyable experience for both of you. The 50 grams of chocolate body paint even come with a feather quill to tickle and tease as you write. $19.95,


Bijoux Indiscrets: Twenty-One
Give her the kind of diamond she really wants: the Twenty-One is a gold-plated vibrator shaped like a diamond. With three speeds and seven vibration modes, this one-button machine is meant specifically to stimulate her little button (er, clitoris) but it works elsewhere too (don't be shy, guys). $60,


The Thinking Man's One-Handed Read
Edited by Ron J. Suresha, Hibernation and Other Poems by Bear Bards is the best gay poetry book of 2014, and coincidentally my favorite erotic book of the year, even though it also addresses some bigger issues around masculinity and maturing men's bodies. An engaging and unique anthology of poems by and for gay and bi men of the bear community, Hibernation (from Bear Bones Books) is a Rainbow Book Awards finalist and a really hot, one-handed read for anyone who loves men's bodies as much as their minds. Use it to stuff his stocking, or, er, yeah, stuff his stocking works. $18,


Condoms, Champagne, and ... Philanthropy (in 60 minutes)
There's a lot to love about L. Condoms: The company donates one condom to a developing country for every condom that's purchased; it's the first condom maker to be Green America and B Corp certified; the condoms are sustainably made without chemicals; and depending on your city, you can get condoms delivered to you in an hour. Yep, it's that latter thing you should remember on New Year's Eve, because L. Condoms has an awesome new onw-hour delivery package that pairs condoms with champagne and this cute, classy L. Cashmere Wallet that's made with vegan "leather" and wool herringbone (it's inconspicuous but never ashamed). You can also get chocolates with condoms. Prices vary,


The Luxury Edition
Jimmy Jane products are fan favorites in the naughty world, and this premium black silicone and 24K gold version of the original best seller Form 2 is proof of why. The popular waterproof rechargeable vibrator has two motors (one in each ear) for twice the intensity. $189,


You've Got the Touch
Rethink fun with Hello Touch Vibrators, wearable vibrators that slip on your fingertips and amplify your natural touch, delivering over three times the power at less than one third the size of other fingertip vibrators. $79,


Skip the Diamonds, Give Me the Gold
LELO's Luxe products, made from 24-karat gold and stainless steel, include the world's most exclusive vibrator -- the 24-karat gold Inez, which retails for $15,000, the same toy Beyonce and Jay-Z reportedly bought earlier this year. But there are more affordable options from LELO. Our bet: these 20-karat gold Luna Beads, the ultimate luxury pleasure beads worn one or two at a time, which vibrate in harmony with the wearer's movements, or Earl, the the world's most distinguished gentleman's plug (which comes with matching gold cufflinks). $3,000, LELO. com


Shake That Booty
With B Balls guys get the prostate stimulation they need, but girls, don't fear -- this is a unisex anal plaything. B Balls is a silicone anal plug that reacts to your motions in which rotating inner weights follow the movements of the user, adding an extra kick during sex. The makers even say you can wear it invisibly under clothes for all-day subtle stimulation, which sounds like a lot of work, but hell, if you work at the DMV or some other stressful, bureaucratic cubicle farm, why not give it a try? $40,


The Story of O -- Your O
Got your medical marijuana card and live in California or Colorado? I have the find for you. The first-of-its-kind Foria is a cannabis-infused "pre" lubricant that GQ calls "the most enjoyable sex product of the year." Foria's blend of cannabis and liquid coconut oil is based on current research into the therapeutic effects of marijuana on the mind and body. Cannabis promotes relaxation, increases blood flow, and affect the receptors in the brain responsible for tactile sensation and euphoria. There's apparently a long history of cannabis's use as an aphrodisiac: Hindu legends, Norse mythology, and ancient Chinese medical texts all indicate that cannabis has been used by humans for millennia for its pleasure-enhacing effects. With 4-6 mg of THC in each spray of the edible Foria oil, it makes for "way crazier" orgasms (Vice) and the "biggest O yet" (The Frisky); will hit you "hard, in the absolutely most delicious way" (Cosmopolitan) and will feel "like there was a delicate vibrator inside of me" (xoJane). Also, while it was made for and tested on women, it's safe for men too. The bad news? It's only available to California residents with a valid physician's recommendation letter; available in Colorado and Washington in 2015. Prices vary,


The Alternative to Viagra?
The organic tea company Organic India has released Oh-Boy!, a supplement meant to boost libido, vitality, and virility so you can ween off that little blue pill. A combination of organic, ancient Indian herbs -- ashwagandha, gotu kola, krishna musli, and saffron -- Oh-Boy! promotes a healthy libido, stronger erections, stamina, and those adaptogenic herbs also lower stress, increase mental clarity, and boost your immune system naturally. $19.99,

When You Need an Extra Shot
So here's the deal: A lesbian created this ejaculating dildo called Semenette to make knocking up her wife a lot sexier (trust me, turkey basters don't fulfill many lesbian fantasies). Turns out the award-winning squirting sex toy is super popular with gay and trans men (and even straight women) because it simulates ejaculation (yes, Freud, apparently many women have ejaculation fantasies) and offers an extra shooter in your bed. Watch a video here to see more. $139.95,

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