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- The Escape Artist,
May 1 and 2 (New York City): Performance artist John
Kelly has created a series of shows based on the lives and work
of artists -- most famously Joni Mitchell, whom he impersonated
in the widely toured
Paved Paradise,
but also Egon Schiele, Maria Callas, and the drag trapeze
artist Barbette. Now he's taking on queer baroque painter
Michelangelo Caravaggio (the subject of a film by the late,
great Derek Jarman). Inspired by the paintings of Caravaggio,
The Escape Artist
uses contemporary art-song and interactive video to trace the
parallels between himself and the unbridled creative urban
artist of the 17th century. You can see sneak previews of this
solo performance May 1 and 2 at
MTG10Jay
in Brooklyn. Here's video of John Kelly performing as Joni
Mitchell:
- The Temperamentals,
opens May 4 (New York City): "Temperamental" was a
euphemism for "homosexual" in the early 1950s. Jon
Marans's play
The Temperamentals
dramatizes the love story of two men who helped create the
first gay rights organization in the United States. Harry Hay
was an actor and political organizer active in the Communist
Party in Los Angeles when he met clothing designer Rudi
Gernreich (most famous for creating the topless swimsuit) in
1950. With several other associates, they formed the Mattachine
Society to agitate for gay rights. The play covers a chapter in
early gay American history that fans of
Milk
might want to check out. It opens off-Broadway May 4 and plays
through May 18.
- Coraline,
opens May 7 (New York City): Neil Gaiman's creepy comic
kids' novel has been turned into a comic book, an animated
film, and even a video game. Now it's a musical, created by the
curious queer collaboration of singer-songwriter Stephin
Merritt (Magnetic Fields), writer-performer David Greenspan,
and director Leigh Silverman. In their fiendishly perverse way,
they have cast the large, fantastic Jayne Houdyshell as the
9-year-old title character, a girl who steps through a secret
door in her house and finds herself trapped in a parallel
universe dominated by a mean Other Mother (played by
Greenspan). The musical begins performances May 7 and runs
through June 20.
Listen to an excerpt of the novel
, read by Gaiman.
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- Outrage:
Guess who gets the most outraged over gays? That's right,
conservative Republicans. And guess who keeps getting outed
over and over in gay sex scandals? That's right, conservative
Republicans. You know it's a trend if they're making
documentaries about it. Here's one from acclaimed director
Kirby Dick (
This Film Is Not Yet Rated
,
Sick
). Take a right-winger you love to torment.
- Battle for Terra
: A peaceful planet is invaded by aliens. Except the aliens are
human beings searching for a new place to live now that
they've ruined Earth. And they're not taking no for an
answer. Bring your kids to this bummer of an environmentally
themed animated feature -- it'll be like teaching
them to enjoy spinach -- after downloading an
uber-educational, eco-conscious activity guide on
the film's website
; click on "downloads."
- Ghosts of Girlfriends Past:
Just what you were waiting for: A Matthew McConaughey romantic
comedy that borrows the plot of
A Christmas Carol
and tames his wild sex-monkey persona in the process. Sure to
satisfy people who like their movies "cute."
Watch an interview
with the adorable Jennifer Garner.
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine:
Attention, all fans of elaborate facial hair! It's not simply
that Hugh Jackman is smoking-hot as Wolverine. You know that
already. But in this movie there's the added bonus of Liev
Schreiber's muttonchops. When Wolverine whips out his big
metal claws and Schreiber says, "Ooh, shiny," gay hearts
will melt. Watch Jackman and comic Icon talk about Wolverine at
last year's San Diego ComicCon:
- The Limits of Control
: Mysterious people and their mysterious comings and goings
populate all of Jim Jarmusch's films, and this one is no
different. It stars Bill Murray and the great creation that is
Tilda Swinton, featuring music by doom-metal cult bands Earth,
Boris, and Sunn 0))). Theaters showing this one are going to be
ground zero for hipster sightings.
Here's the official
trailer:
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-
I Feel Cream
by
Peaches
* (XL Recordings): Peaches is the undisputed heavyweight
champion of salaciously sexy, caustically confrontational
electronic rock. At 40, the former Canadian schoolteacher is as
nasty as ever, laying down comically scandalous rhymes on
hard-hitting tracks like "Billionaire," in which she
multitasks effortlessly between demanding cunnilingus and
boasting about having the "best health care."
But the gender-bending
bisexual provocateur isn't just rehashing her winning
formula from early hits like "Fuck the Pain Away."
With help from producers Digitalism and Simian Mobile Disco,
Peaches manages to expand her sound into more sensual,
bewitching arenas on her fourth album, channeling the pulsating
glamour of italo-disco acts like Glass Candy and Chromatics. As
soothing and seductive as her singing voice turns out to be,
even when Peaches is being soft she's still hard -- you get the
feeling that you'll still end up sore in the morning,
despite the lulling, caressing come-ons. Watch an odd yet
entertaining mashup of Miss Piggy and the Muppets performing
"Fuck the Pain Away."
-
A Ways Away
by
Tara
Jane O'Neil
* (K Records): Elegant is too blunt a word to describe
Portland-based lesbian songstress Tara Jane O'Neil. The
spectral lullabies on her carefully crafted fifth album are
exquisite in their deceptively delicate strength. Combining the
folksy depth of Cat Power and Beach House with the expansive
vocal vistas of singer-songwriter champions like Ani DiFranco
and Sarah McLachlan, O'Neil finds the best of both worlds
in the soothing, hypnotic tunes on her fifth album. Unafraid of
meandering into canyons of drone-inspired echo, O'Neil
never hesitates to allow her haunting instrumentation
(including some gorgeous string sections) to overwhelm the
subtle vocals. The result is a truly shimmering sense of
profound melancholy that seems to invite the listener into
O'Neil's intimate, cosmic cocoon. Check her
website
for tour dates.
-
Wooden Arms
by
Patrick Watson
* (Secret City Records): With a Polaris Prize under his belt,
as well as frequent comparisons to Sufjan Stevens, Jeff
Buckley, and Andrew Bird -- and a song on the
Grey's Anatomy
soundtrack (isn't that the ultimate measure of broad appeal
these days?) -- orchestral pop mastermind Patrick
Watson is poised to hit the big time. After taking a break from
his own varied projects to record a soundtrack for a
French-Canadian film, Watson went back to work -- this time
with the band for which his new album is named, the Wooden
Arms, an ensemble that has toured with artists as varied
as James Brown and Feist. Together they've put
together a stunning record with a "stripped-down
sound" accented by improvisational noises recorded in the
style of Hollywood foley artists, using bicycle parts and wine
bottles as percussion instruments.
*Links open to iTunes.
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-Will & Grace: Best of Love & Marriage
and
Best of Friends & Foes
: Each of these two-disc sets contain 16 beloved episodes from
the groundbreaking sitcom. If your favorite ones involved
celebrity guests, pick up
Friends & Foe
s, which features visits from Madonna, Jennifer Lopez,
Britney Spears
, Kevin Bacon, Glenn Close, and Matt Damon, among others. And
because we all love it when things go wrong, here's a
blooper reel from Season 8:
-
TCM Greatest Films Collection: American Musicals
and
Broadway Musicals
: The release of these box sets is probably linked to Mother's
Day, but surely you or another gay you know would totally love
these. The former includes vintage Judy Garland, Fred Astaire,
and Gene Kelly toe-tappers, while the latter has old-school
goodies like
Annie Get Your Gun
and
Kiss Me, Kate
. Watch the "Anything You Can Do" scene from
Annie Get Your Gun:
-
The Red Piano:
Now you don't have to go all the way to Vegas to watch
Elton John play his biggest hits on a crazy stage designed by
David LaChapelle; this new DVD allows you to crank up the
surround sound and warble "Levon" as off-key as you
please in the privacy of your own home. Watch Elton
sing
"Your Song"
at
The Red Piano.