11 Tweets From Those of Us Who Only Watched The Halftime Show

\u201cOne year I went to an all gay #SuperBowl party. I'm not even sure who won that year but I did leave with 3 new recipes for deviled eggs.\u201d

— Ronn Vigh (@Ronn Vigh) 1422831009

\u201cI go for whatever team has the cutest men. . .So, let's go #Seahawks !!\n#SuperBowlXLIX\u201d

— Sampson (@Sampson) 1422833547

\u201cLooking is not on tonight. Fortunately there's a lot of shots of Julian Edelman to fill the void.\u201d

— Alex Sepiol (@Alex Sepiol) 1422844967

\u201cDo you think any of these players are DVR'ing Downton Abbey? #SuperBowlXLIX #SuperBowl\u201d

— Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead (@Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead) 1422842691

\u201cI think @katyperry's dancers are hunky, but what's with the helmets?\u201d

— Darienne Lake (@Darienne Lake) 1422833218

\u201cWhen they say Lenny Kravitz is joining Katy Perry, I keep hoping it's to put her in a costume before she enters the Hunger Games.\u201d

— Aaron Fullerton (@Aaron Fullerton) 1422837987

\u201cSmart move to show the domestic violence commercial when the players can't see it from the locker room.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1422839041

\u201cSome millionaires are fighting each other\u201d

— Carey O'Donnell (@Carey O'Donnell) 1422846297

\u201cThe moral is: I really enjoying messing with your minds. #SuperBowl\u201d

— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1422847199

\u201cCONGRATS TO SUPER BOWL XLIX CHAMPION MISSY ELLIOT\u201d

— Cameron Esposito (@Cameron Esposito) 1422849366