The Gaysayer comedians added their own color commentary to the Super Bowl last night, but mostly to the halftime show. And, mostly their commentary came from an imaginary place in their heads.
February 04 2013 1:06 AM EST
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Yes, we are aware the Ravens come from a new state for marriage equality, Beyonce sort of surprised everyone with a brief Destiny's Child reunion, and that the 49er who blurted he didn't want any gays on his team is probably sulking because uber-gay-friendly Brendon Ayanbadejo has a Super Bowl ring. It's all below.
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Number 10:
\u201cRavens: shant\u00e9, you stay.\n\n49ers: now sashay AWAY.\n\n#gaybowlXLVII\u201d— Frank Lowe (@Frank Lowe) 1359949507
Number 9:
\u201cDear Chris Culliver: It Gets Better.\n#SuperBowl\u201d— Sampson (@Sampson) 1359949808
Number 8:
Number 7:
Number 6:
\u201cThank God Stevie didn't see that Bud commercial.\u201d— Wanda Sykes (@Wanda Sykes) 1359937481
Number 5:
\u201cIf a bunch of old-timey prospectors battled a bunch of Edgar Allen Poe birds, I'd be sincerely invested\u201d— Aparna Nancherla (@Aparna Nancherla) 1359944615
Number 4:
\u201cMadonna's sitting in her nursing home and just threw her cane at the tv. #halftimeshow\u201d— Ronn Vigh (@Ronn Vigh) 1359940448
Number 3:
\u201c"I've done my part. Now please never call me again." - Beyonce to the rest of Destiny's Child in 10 minutes\u201d— Mike Drucker (@Mike Drucker) 1359940808
Number 2:
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
\u201cHolla to all my girls out there who have chosen their team exclusively based on jersey fonts\u201d— Sara Schaefer (@Sara Schaefer) 1359935058
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