Yes, we are aware the Ravens come from a new state for marriage equality, Beyonce sort of surprised everyone with a brief Destiny's Child reunion, and that the 49er who blurted he didn't want any gays on his team is probably sulking because uber-gay-friendly Brendon Ayanbadejo has a Super Bowl ring. It's all below.
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Number 10:
Ravens:shanté, you stay.49ers:now sashay AWAY.#gaybowlXLVII
— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) February 4, 2013
Number 9:
Dear Chris Culliver: It Gets Better.#SuperBowl
— Sampson (@OfficialSampson) February 4, 2013
Number 8:
NOTHING CAN STOP MARRIAGE EQUALITY NOW!!!! #SuperBowl
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) February 4, 2013
Number 7:
So sad that there's not one openly gay player in the #PuppyBowl.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) February 3, 2013
Number 6:
Thank God Stevie didn't see that Bud commercial.
— Official Wanda Sykes (@iamwandasykes) February 4, 2013
Number 5:
If a bunch of old-timey prospectors battled a bunch of Edgar Allen Poe birds, I'd be sincerely invested
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 4, 2013
Number 4:
Madonna's sitting in her nursing home and just threw her cane at the tv.#halftimeshow
— Ronn Vigh (@RonnRonnVigh) February 4, 2013
Number 3:
"I've done my part. Now please never call me again." - Beyonce to the rest of Destiny's Child in 10 minutes
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 4, 2013
Number 2:
It’s crazy that the other two members of Destiny’s Child were available for the Super Bowl on such short notice.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) February 4, 2013
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
Holla to all my girls out there who have chosen their team exclusively based on jersey fonts
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) February 3, 2013
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