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Blanche Week! Vote For the Best Perez Hilton Joke

Blanche Week! Vote For the Best Perez Hilton Joke

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The gossip queen finally meets his match on Twitter.

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It's our first ever Blanche Week! We asked readers to skewer our favorite LGBT celebrities on Twitter and, so far, Anderson Cooper and Lady Gaga have received quite a ribbing by our witty jokesters. Today's victim is gossip hound, Perez Hilton. Vote for your favorite joke below. Whichever finalist in any of the celebrity blanches gets the most votes will be crowned, "Best Blancher Ever," and we'll make them famous -- by changing our Twitter background to their face.

In no particular order, here are the top jokes about Perez Hilton. Vote for your favorite at the bottom of the page! Vote as often as you like; irrational obsessive behavior is encouraged by Gaysayer.

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