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#TBT: Book Titles That Concern Us

Summer is almost here. If you like to scour the used-book shelf as much as we do, here are a few titles to add to your summer reading list. We're totally judging these books by their covers.

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Obviously one reels them in. In a tie and slacks.


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What will you tell them when they start asking about finger waves and marcels?


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A novel about the dark world of pillow fights by Chas. J. Mansford.

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A magazine for men who don't want to get married. Ever. No way, Mary.


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Well, first, it's wise to keep condoms in the glove box in case the AAA man seems amenable.


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You have a filthy mind. We are certain this book is about wholesome fun, like skipping stones on the pond, sneaking through Dad's underwear drawer, and knot-tying techniques for advanced games of cowboys and Indians.

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Is a word or two missing here? Like "conjoined twins"?


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Hey you! Yeah, you on the mats reading those old copies of Bachelor. Your turn on the rings, girl.


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Another Chas. J. Mansford classic about pajamas, suspenders, and home invasion.

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Sorry, folks. All Hardy Boys books are gay. GAY-gay.


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Everybody likes butch what? Oh, got it. The boy's name. Hmm. Is this like where they call the very large man "Tiny"? Because those baggy anklets ... well, never mind.


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We aren't concerned with the sex facts that pertain to women at all here, buddy.

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Once again. It's all about finger waves and marcels.


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Stains indicate this book was very "handy."


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"Take my arm, Tad. Cecil and I are gong to go congugate verbs in the sylvan glade. Jolly fun."

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That's right, you bad boy, just keep stabbing my doughnut.


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Perhaps we can give this to little Butch from the book further back.


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Yeah, the other fellow is white, male, and lives down the block.

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The final book in our Chas. J. Mansford series. If you boys could keep your eyes on the ball instead of the title, we might win one these things.
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