Kristen Stewart Multiplies SNL's Queer Quotient x1000

Stewart reminds Donald Trump that she's "so gay, dude" and seduces a suburban mom with some piping hot pizza rolls.

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Neal Broverman is the Editorial Director, Print of Pride Media, publishers of The Advocate, Out, Out Traveler, and Plus, spending more than 20 years in journalism. He indulges his interest in transportation and urban planning with regular contributions to Los Angeles magazine, and his work has also appeared in the Los Angeles Times and USA Today. He lives in the City of Angels with his husband, children, and their chiweenie.

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February 05 2017 2:17 AM EST

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Out actress Kristen Stewart has a reputation as a reserved personality, an introvert who shies away from the spotlight. But the star of Certain Women (and Twilight, of course) let it all hang out when she hosted this week's Saturday Night Live.

In her monologue, Stewart brought up the 11 tweets Donald Trump sent in 2012 about her relationship to Robert Pattinson. Trump, alleged to have cheated on his wife, Ivana, repeatedly shamed Stewart for stepping out on Pattinson and told him to dump her. The president doesn't need to worry about her getting back with Pattinson, though.

"I'm like so gay, dude," she said, shortly before accidentally uttering an expletive during the live broadcast. SNL's out MVP Kate McKinnon has a butch cameo in the monologue; check it out below.

Stewart followed up her monologue with an ingenious take on silly commercials that show women happily cooking for their sports-loving men. Everything changes for such a suburban lady (played by Vanessa Bayer) -- in a Blue Is the Warmest Color sense -- when a mysterious woman (played by Stewart) shows up at her husband's football bash.