Lindsay Lohan's Punch Begets Twitter Punchlines
BY Advocate.com Editors
November 29 2012 3:43 PM ET
In the sport that has become watching the life of actress Lindsay Lohan, there is fresh news for Twitter to play with. Multiple media outlets are reporting that Lohan was arrested again on Thursday, this time for repeatedly punching another woman in the face.
It all happened at the club Avenue in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood, according to Reuters. The victim suffered "minor, minor injuries," said a police spokesman quoted in almost every story. But that led to a third-degree misdemeanor assault charge.
Twitter had already been not-so-gently teasing Lohan for her widely panned performance in TV movie "Liz & Dick" on Lifetime. So these last few days haven't been so good for the star, who once had a very public relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.
(By the way, for the lighter side of all news coverage, join the nearly 8,000 people who follow our @Gaysayer feed for LGBT comedy on Twitter.)
#Lilo has been arrested so many times, I bet she and the fingerprint technician have a personal handshake.
— Tory Shulman (@iamtoryshulman) November 29, 2012
Elizabeth Taylor was a raven-haired beauty. Lindsay Lohan saw a raven once in her car's grill. The similarities are there if you look.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) November 29, 2012
I have a lot in common with Lindsay Lohan.For instance, I'm a white woman, I'm untalented and I probably won't ever serve time in prison.
— Jennifer L. (@TheFearBoners) November 29, 2012
"Liz and Dick" was the best product placement for iMovie green screening I've ever seen.
— Chris Doucette (@Chris_Doucette) November 27, 2012
I'm pretty sure Lindsay Lohan was made to look in the right directions through the use of treats and bells #liz&dick
— Guy Branum (@guybranum) November 26, 2012
Breaking: Lindsay Lohan not dead yet.
— The Fake CNN (@TheFakeCNN) November 28, 2012
Lindsay Lohan punched a woman in a NYC nightclub in preparation for her next role: 'Motherfucker: The Dina Lohan Story'
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 29, 2012
RT if Lindsay Lohan punched you in the face last night
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) November 29, 2012
"these have always brought me luck" -- Lindsay Lohan on her coke-crusted car keys to an unworn shoe
— gabe liedman (@gabeliedman) November 25, 2012
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever
Why keep bashing Lindsay Lohan when there are still thousands of people out there driving around on Segways like it's perfectly fine.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) November 26, 2012
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