Madonna, pop
music's quick-change artist, was inducted into the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame on Monday, paying tribute to people who
encouraged her and even critics who panned her for
helping drive her career.
Heartland hit
maker John Mellencamp, with his son Speck playing guitar
and his parents watching from a balcony above the
Waldorf-Astoria Hotel ballroom, joined the
rock-kicking with a rumbling version of ''Authority
Song.''
''I wrote this
song, and I still feel the same way today as I did when I
wrote it 25 years ago,'' Mellencamp said.
Philly soul
producers Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff, literate songwriter
Leonard Cohen, British rockers the Dave Clark Five, and surf
instrumentalists the Ventures were among the other
inductees.
Madonna recalled
key moments of her career, from playing her demo tape
for record company president Seymour Stein when he was in a
hospital bed hooked up to an IV, to her shock at
looking out from the stage at thousands of girls
dressed like her. ''It freaked me out,'' she said.
She fondly
remembered a teacher who encouraged her to follow her dreams
when she was only 14, and said she's lucky to have people
around her who are still doing that.
Even the people
who ''said I was talentless, that I was chubby, that I
couldn't sing, that I was a one-hit wonder, they helped me
too,'' she said. ''They inspired me because they made
me question myself repeatedly and pushed me to be
better.''
Singer Justin
Timberlake, who helped produce Madonna's upcoming album,
inducted her with an innuendo-laden speech.
''The world is
full of Madonna wannabes. I might have even dated a
couple,'' said Britney Spears's ex. ''But there is truly
only one Madonna.''
Timberlake told
of how he felt ill one day while working on Madonna's new
album and she asked whether he wanted a B-12 shot. He said
sure, expecting a doctor to show up, but Madonna
pulled out a syringe and said, ''Drop 'em.''
After he pulled
his pants back up, ''she looked at me and said, 'That's
top-shelf,' and that was one of the greatest days of my
life,'' he said.
''Everything he
said is basically true,'' Madonna confirmed, ''but I
didn't say 'Drop 'em'; I said, 'Pull your pants down.' ''
Madonna didn't
perform but asked punk rockers Iggy Pop and the Stooges to
sing ''Burning Up'' and ''Ray of Light.'' At the end, a
shirtless Pop said, ''You make me feel shiny and new,
like a virgin touched for the very first time,'' and
tossed his microphone to the floor.
Mellencamp talked
of having surgery for spina bifida when he was 6 weeks
old, saying doctors were worried he would be paralyzed below
the neck. The 56-year-old rocker said he never knew of
the surgery until his teen years, when a classmate
asked him about the scar behind his neck.
His grandmother
always whispered in his ear, ''Buddy, you're the luckiest
boy alive.''
''I'm lucky to be
standing here for any number of reasons,'' said
Mellencamp, a heart patient who snuffed out a cigarette as
he took the stage.
Fellow Hall of
Fame member Billy Joel, who inducted Mellencamp, said,
''You scared us a couple of times when we thought we might
have lost you a couple of times, even though it might
have been a good career move.''
The world needed
Mellencamp's voice, he said.
''They need to
hear somebody out there feels like they do, in the small
towns or the big cities,'' Joel said. ''And it doesn't
matter if they hear it on a jukebox in a gin mill or
on a...truck commercial.''
Gamble, taking
the stage with his longtime partner, invited the audience
to answer back his wish for ''peace.''
''Thank you so
much, because that's exactly what our music represented,''
Gamble told the people gathered at the famed hotel for the
annual ceremony, televised on VH1 Classic.
Patti LaBelle
performed a chandelier-shaking rendition of ''If You Don't
Know Me by Now'' to introduce Gamble and Huff. The
songwriters and producers created a lush, melodic
brand of soul known for their hometown and performed
by a variety of artists.
Gamble cited one:
Billy Paul's tale of the adulterous affair in ''Me and
Mrs. Jones.''
''There's a
little 'Me and Mrs. Jones' going on here in New York,'' he
said to laughter, hours after New York governor Eliot
Spitzer was accused of hiring a prostitute.
He dispelled one
rumor. The song ''MFSB'' stood for mother, father,
sister, brother, he insisted. For years, others let their
imaginations run wild with the initials.
One odd sign of
the times: Among the favors distributed to guests at
Monday's dinner was a box of 30 blank CDs, presumably so
people wouldn't have to worry about buying CDs
anymore.
The Ventures
excelled at what is almost a forgotten art in rock music --
the instrumental. Nokie Edwards's twangy guitar gave the
band its distinctive sound. They performed their first
hit, ''Walk, Don't Run,'' and ''Hawaii Five-O.''
John Fogerty
recalled how he and fellow members of Creedence Clearwater
Revival used to hang out in a garage learning the Ventures'
songs.
''When the
Ventures first hit the radio, I would say I was gone,''
Fogerty said. ''The Ventures went on to record 250 albums.
Think about that. These days, some of us would be
happy to sell 250 albums.''
Cohen, a
Canadian, is one of music's most highly regarded, if not
best-known, songwriters, through pieces like ''Suzanne'' and
the much covered ''Hallelujah.'' Damien Rice sang the
latter song in tribute.
Lou Reed, who was
inducting Cohen, carried a sheaf of papers to the stage
and read several examples of Cohen's lyrics.
''We're so lucky
to be alive at the same time Leonard Cohen is,'' Reed
said.
Cohen, dressed in
a black tux, recited the lyrics to his song ''Tower of
Song'' in a hushed voice.
''This is a very
unlikely occasion for me,'' he said. ''It is not a
distinction that I coveted or even dared dream about.''
The Dave Clark
Five followed the Beatles in the original British
Invasion, with catchy hits including ''Glad All Over.'' Led
by drummer and songwriter Clark, the band enters the
hall at a tragic time: Singer Mike Smith died at age
64 of pneumonia less than two weeks ago.
''Mike tried
desperately to be here with us tonight,'' Clark said. ''At
least he knows he's a Hall of Famer. Mike, you're with us in
spirit, my friend, and always will be.''
Little Walter,
who died in 1968, joins the hall in its sidemen category.
He recorded frequently with Muddy Waters in the 1950s. (AP)