Poker Face Comes to South Park

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        Poker Face Comes to South Park
     
 Julie Bolcer 
          
          Oct 30, 2009
          
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The Lady Gaga smash "Poker Face" got its due on South Park on Wednesday,
when Cartman performed the song while playing Rock Band. 

His act was interrupted by Stan, who pleaded with Cartman and Kenny to help save whales and dolphins from being slaughtered in Japan.

"I'm not too busy, Stan," said Cartman. "I just don't care at all."

Then he returned to the song, which he rated "sweet."

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