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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For daily updates, join the more than 4,300 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.And now, a post from your host:

\u201cUntil sushi learns to grab the back of my head, I'm not eating it.\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1329422048

Number 10:

\u201cI've got "Boring" in tonight's Oscar pool!\u201d
— - (@-) 1330276120

Number 9:

\u201cIs your white iPhone doing enough to tell the world that you're a difficult person?\u201d
— Alison Agosti (@Alison Agosti) 1329624959

Number 8:

Number 7:

\u201cI wonder if Adele looks up directions on Google Earf.\u201d
— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1329175043

Number 6:

\u201cSeeing is believing. Unless, of course, you believe in Me.\u201d
— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1329623008

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