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Best Tweet Ever: Romney Plays Devil, Santorum Plays God
Best Tweet Ever: Romney Plays Devil, Santorum Plays God

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Best Tweet Ever: Romney Plays Devil, Santorum Plays God
Best Tweet Ever: Romney Plays Devil, Santorum Plays God
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For daily updates, join the more than 4,400 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.
And now, a post from your host:
\u201cSome people are cat people. Some people are dog people. And some have sex lives.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1330505157
\u201cIf you say "sure." instead of "sure!", I assume we are in some sort of major fight.\u201d— Sean Brewster (@Sean Brewster) 1330045791
\u201cDon't call it baggage, call it your emotional entourage.\u201d— Lisa Beth Johnson (@Lisa Beth Johnson) 1330013531
\u201cI bet optometrists who have their practices inside Wal-Mart frequently hear the phrase, "I can't see for shit."\u201d— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1330007322
\u201cJust once I\u2019d like someone who says "At your cervix!" to actually mean it.\u201d— Stacey Nightmare (@Stacey Nightmare) 1330017575
\u201cAmerican Idol seems like the longest job interview for Carnival Cruises\u201d— Zack (@Zack) 1330655926
\u201c"I'm co-facilitating an all female Intergroup Dialogue about race." - This is what lesbian sex sounds like.\u201d— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1330450992
\u201cWeird to think we're just fifteen years away from Snooki being a grandmother.\u201d— Tim Siedell (@Tim Siedell) 1330700971
\u201cReasonably sure that Mitt Romney is "Rosemary's Adult".\u201d— Rachel Lichtman (@Rachel Lichtman) 1330674348
\u201cHas anyone told Santorum that if he wins in 2012 he will just be "President" not "Earth Jesus"?\u201d— Emily D (@Emily D) 1330481394
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