Best Tweet Ever: Romney Plays Devil, Santorum Plays God 

\u201cSome people are cat people. Some people are dog people. And some have sex lives.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1330505157

\u201cIf you say "sure." instead of "sure!", I assume we are in some sort of major fight.\u201d

— Sean Brewster (@Sean Brewster) 1330045791

\u201cDon't call it baggage, call it your emotional entourage.\u201d

— Lisa Beth Johnson (@Lisa Beth Johnson) 1330013531

\u201cI bet optometrists who have their practices inside Wal-Mart frequently hear the phrase, "I can't see for shit."\u201d

— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1330007322

\u201cJust once I\u2019d like someone who says "At your cervix!" to actually mean it.\u201d

— Stacey Nightmare (@Stacey Nightmare) 1330017575

\u201cAmerican Idol seems like the longest job interview for Carnival Cruises\u201d

— Zack (@Zack) 1330655926

\u201c"I'm co-facilitating an all female Intergroup Dialogue about race." - This is what lesbian sex sounds like.\u201d

— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1330450992

\u201cWeird to think we're just fifteen years away from Snooki being a grandmother.\u201d

— Tim Siedell (@Tim Siedell) 1330700971

\u201cReasonably sure that Mitt Romney is "Rosemary's Adult".\u201d

— Rachel Lichtman (@Rachel Lichtman) 1330674348

\u201cHas anyone told Santorum that if he wins in 2012 he will just be "President" not "Earth Jesus"?\u201d

— Emily D (@Emily D) 1330481394