The Donald Gets Trumped By Twitter Comedians

It was an eventful week on Twitter. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got hitched, Ann Coulter is still starved for attention, and Donald Trump unleashed some self proclaimed, "Earth shattering" news that resulted in a hilarious Twitter backlash. Here are our favorite jokes from the week.

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\u201cBreaking News: Donald "Trumps" Obama in marriages by 3:1 margin\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1351093989

Number 10:

\u201cJessica Biel now has everything I ever wanted. Manly shoulders and Justin Timberlake as a husband.\u201d
— Kris T (@Kris T) 1351220253

Number 9:

\u201c. @AnnCoulter never has to organize her closet because being near her even makes her clothes want to hang themselves. @gaysayer\u201d
— Ann Coulter (@Ann Coulter) 1350962361

Number 8:

\u201cHey girl, not to brag, but our supporters include Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Meatloaf and many other artists from the 99 cent cassette tape bin.\u201d
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@Paul Ryan Gosling) 1351261765

Number 7:

\u201cRuPaul RyanGosling - "Hey girl...You betta work...(literally!) Cuz I'm gonna ship your husband's job to China!"\u201d
— Leila (@Leila) 1351030982

Number 6:

\u201cIt's not that Mitt Romney keeps changing his stance, it's just that he has a wide stance.\u201d
— Elayne Let Everyone Vote Boosler (@Elayne Let Everyone Vote Boosler) 1351191445

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