We've all been there. You're standing around at a party with a bunch of people you don't know and you're waiting for somebody -- anybody -- to break the silence. But we've also all been that person who stands there in silence and wonders -- if I do break the silence, what do I say?
It's Christmas, people are knocking back a drink or two, and it's a time to be light and carefree. So in between trips to the bar for a refill of your Absolut and tonic, poured from a bottle of Absolut Warhol Limited Edition, try some of these one-liners drag superstar Delta Work cooked up for The Advocate on for size.
Delta Work is an actor, director and entertainer. For more information, visit www.facebook.com/DeltaWork or www.twitter.com/theeedeltawork.
Enjoy responsibly. Absolut(r) vodka. Product of Sweden. 40% alc./vol.distilled from grain. (c)2014 Imported by Absolut Spirits Co., New York, NY.