77 Pics of Guys Slapping It Around on a Friday Night

The Eagle describes Dickslap!: "A wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands, and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don't remember. Got it?"

OK, that all sounds fine. It's hosted by Nark and Nark Magazine. But there's more. Here's a list of what you should expect:

Dads / Boys / Pups / Handlers / Pigs / Piglets / Sniffers / Chewers / Hanky Codes / Curious / Experienced / Shame-Free Zone / 2cool4rules / Dance Floor Friendly /

Chewers? Hopefully our man in Seattle Matt Baume wasn't chewed too badly as he took the photos here.