Best Tweet Ever: What You Shouldn’t Use to Stuff Your Pants at Pride

\u201cHappy Pride and Prejudice month, gays and dads!\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1339459140

\u201csome dude: "hey, we're wearing the same tshirt from the gap." me: "you shop in the gaylady section, too?"\u201d

— The SoCalian (@The SoCalian) 1338752417

\u201cNever doubt Newt Gingrich's powers of persuasion. He did manage to convince three women to marry him, that we know of.\u201d

— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1339008050

\u201cI can't understand why the Nike store's "vodka drinking couch pants" are labeled "yoga pants".\u201d

— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1339444407

\u201cI feel like people would take clinical depression more seriously if we started calling it Frown Syndrome.\u201d

— rob delaney (@rob delaney) 1339280045

\u201cYou can one-up everyone at a gay pride parade by writing \u201cNo H9\u201d on your face.\u201d

— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1339279180

\u201cI would like to apologize to everyone who was affected by my gay pride yesterday. Also, a highlighter broke in my shorts.\u201d

— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1339452278