Why Paul Ryan? Comedians Have a Few Theories

\u201cWhen Mitt Romney called Paul Ryan "the next president," it proved that even robots make mistakes.\u201d

— Mike Birbiglia (@Mike Birbiglia) 1344749507

\u201cPaul Ryan. Dedicated to the belief that Mitt Romney needs a tax break more than you need Medicare.\u201d

— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1344885959

\u201cJust figured it out... Mitt + Ryan = Myans ... MAYANS! #Terrified #Sayitisntso\u201d

— KSupley (@KSupley) 1344886512

\u201cYou guys, stop accusing Paul Ryan of not being an environmentalist. He's said over and over that he hates people who go "against nature."\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1344956913

\u201cPaul Ryan looks like someone who'd be really excited to talk to you about car insurance.\u201d

— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1344718353

\u201cBefore you judge Mitt Romney by his wealth, try walking a mile in his backyard.\u201d

— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1344925806

\u201c#RomneyRyan2012: Because marriage should only be between a man and someone who earns 77 cents on the dollar\u201d

— @TheDailyEdge on Universeodon (@@TheDailyEdge on Universeodon) 1344915739

\u201cHey girl, don't let the personhood issue get you down. You still get to choose what to make for dinner tonight.\u201d

— Paul Ryan Gosling (@Paul Ryan Gosling) 1344781505