'Big Gay Poodle' Comic: I'm Afraid to Talk to Men 

Comedian Chris Fleming, who describes himself as "a big gay poodle," has a fear of talking to men.

The problem is, he just doesn't know what to say, because they might find out that he's "an undercover fruity turkey vulture."

"Do we talk about golf or birds?" he asks in the music video below. "Only the nice ones talk about birds, but if I talk about birds with the wrong one, he'll eat me for breakfast!"

Fleming is right, though -- it is hard to talk to a man who doesn't know Tori Amos.

Are you afraid to talk to men?