Calling All
Barack Hussein Obamas for Free Lasik

Is your name Barack Hussein Obama? Well, then today's your lucky day, not only because you're probably the president, but also because you can have free Lasik surgery.

In honor of the presidential inauguration, the Khanna Institute of Lasik Surgery in Westlake Village, Calif., is offering free Lasik surgery to any U.S. citizen named Barack Hussein Obama. Qualified participants must bear a birth certificate and must be a suitable candidate for the surgery.

"I can relate to the emotions that President-elect Obama must be experiencing," Rajesh Khanna, MD, wrote in an e-mail on Saturday. "My father was also a non-U.S. citizen."

The offer for free surgery must be redeemed by January 31. Visit KhannaInstitute.com for more information.