Sandra Bernhard is Sick of Vampires

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        Sandra Bernhard is Sick of Vampires
    
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          Nov 20, 2009
          
        
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Funny lady Sandra Bernhard is sick of Twilight, True Blood, and all things vampire.

The comedian took to her Twitter to voice her frustrations.

She tweets: "Can we just stop with the vampire charade already moral vampires lazy vampires erotic frustrated vampires shy vampires lonely vampires funny kooky vampires exhausted vampires exploited vampires vampires on the verge of a nervous breakdown spanish vampires sleazy southern vampires."

Clearly Sandra wasn't camped out on Sunset Boulevard last night for the midnight showing. 


        
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