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Soccer Comes Out

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We told you soccer had a gay bent to it.

Satirical publication The Onion reports that FIFA, the global governing organization of soccer, announced that it was time to stop living in the closet.

Gunter Kohl, a spokesman for FIFA, said at a press conference that "soccer is a gay sport."

Onion Sports Network senior analyst Reggie Greengrass observed that spectators will likely see a firmer commitment to the gayest parts of soccer. "They can just be as gay as they want to be without worrying about what people think," he said.

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Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

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