The Advocate: Hi, Ms. Collins, how are you?
Collins: Call me, Joan.
OK! It’s election day—can I ask who you’re voting for?
I don’t vote, I’m English.
Do you have a preference among the candidates?
I’m not going to get into politics.
OK. So, you’re playing a fictionalized version of yourself on Happily Divorced. What mannerisms, quirks, and bon mots are essential for playing Joan Collins?
They’d have to exaggerate all the things I normally do. Flamboyant hand gestures, exaggerated line readings. Everything just a little bit bigger.
You’ve been married five times. What do you think when people talk about the so-called “sanctity of marriage”? We hear that saying all the time.
I don’t really know what that means. Explain to me the sanctity of marriage and I’ll tell you.
Well, when it’s directed toward gay people it’s insinuating we’re sullying the institution of marriage.
I’m not one of [those people]. Again, you’re getting into a political situation here, which I really don’t want to get involved in. Obviously, I have so many gay friends. Many of them are married, many of them have children, many of them are in civil partnerships. I also have many heterosexual friends who are in the same situations. It’s up to the individual.
I just caught The Stud and The Bitch on Netflix. Does it make you nervous or proud they’re so easily available?
Why would I be nervous? Both are so mild compared to what actresses do on the screen today. It’s risible. It’s just a joke—why would it make me nervous?
I don’t know! I think they’re great.
I think they were a part of the late ’70s and at the time, they were considered erotic. Any 8-year-old can see the same thing today if they can operate a remote. The amount of hard-core, disgusting porn available is utterly shocking. I was with my 8-year-old grandchild the other day and I happened to have on a very popular TV show. She turned it off and said there was so much bad language on it. And I do agree; there’s so much bad language and so much hard-core pornography out there. But The Stud was done with really good taste.