Best Tweet Ever: Mitt Romney Loves the Ladies

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. Join the more than 5,200 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter for your daily dose of LOLs. (And if you're already following us, it couldn't hurt to tweet a mention to your followers.)And now a post from your host:

I'm gonna eat you out of house and home isn't a great pick up line guys.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) April 8, 2012

Number 10:

I really celebrate the fact that if i'm ever caught looking at a woman inappropriately, it will be because I'm a lesbian an not a perv.

— Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) April 11, 2012

Number 9:

Thought there was some audio issue with Game of Thrones, but then I realized I was just hearing the sound of my own incessant squealing.

— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) April 10, 2012

Number 8:

It’s funny how everyone thinks Paula Abdul is crazy now, but in the 90s when she was attracted to an animated skat cat, no one said a thing.

— Joelle Boucai (@Bitterjojo) April 10, 2012