Romney Locks Down the Lindsay Lohan Vote

As Clint Eastwood goes, so goes Hollywood? Perpetual bisexual tabloid star Lindsay Lohan has come out in support of presidential candidate Mitt Romney, according to The Wrap.

"I just think employment is really important right now," Lohan told E! last week. "So, as of now, Mitt Romney. As of now."

So, why is lesbian DJ Samantha Ronson's famously liberal on-again, off-again, ex, supporting Romney now?

The Wrap's Tim Malloy summed it up: "The Lindsay Lohan demographic has endured unemployment or underemployment throughout much of the Obama administration."