Did you throw a Super Bowl party without knowing who the halftime act was? Is your pop culture knowledge as paltry as your collection of hair products? If you answered yes to these questions, you may be a butch badass. Of course, we all know (or should) that anyone's butch quotient is subjective and usually about as important as their shoe size. That doesn't stop so many gay and bi men from fixating on the subject. To indulge your obsession, we created the following unscientific quiz. Have fun and take it like a man.