And the Gaysayer Oscar Tweet Goes To…

\u201cThis year's Academy Awards brought to you by Billy Crystal, Blackberry, JC Penny and 1995.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1330302781

\u201cChristian Bale just murdered a valet guy. #PostOscars\u201d

— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1330318762

\u201cWell check that out, instead of the maids, the french are cleaning up tonight. Refreshing.\u201d

— Wanda Sykes (@Wanda Sykes) 1330318025

\u201cI insist on referring to "Albert Nobbs" as "Extremely Glenn and Incredibly Close." I also have no friends. #Oscars\u201d

— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1330316977

\u201cI'm jealous that Glenn Close needs hours of makeup magic to be mistaken for a man.\n#oscars @cantstoptweet\u201d

— Paula Poundstone (@Paula Poundstone) 1330316804

\u201c3 of those people are alive they just haven't worked in a while\u201d

— Bill Maher (@Bill Maher) 1330315719

\u201cGeorge Clooney and Brad Pitt both lost. They will cry themselves to sleep atop their hot women & piles of money. #Oscars\u201d

— caprice crane (@caprice crane) 1330316580

\u201cCan you imagine how well Meryl Streep can fake an orgasm? #oscars\u201d

— Julia Segal (@Julia Segal) 1330317081