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You can keep your Clooneys and Jolie-Pitts. Our favorite moments from last night's ceremony come from the likes of Bill Maher, Wanda Sykes, Fortume Feimster, and the Gaysayer All Stars. For daily updates, join the more than 4,300 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.
Here are some of our favorite jokes from last night's show. The nominees for Best Tweet of the 2012 Academy Awards are...A post from your host:
\u201cThis year's Academy Awards brought to you by Billy Crystal, Blackberry, JC Penny and 1995.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1330302781
Number 9:
\u201cChristian Bale just murdered a valet guy. #PostOscars\u201d— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1330318762
Number 8:
\u201cWell check that out, instead of the maids, the french are cleaning up tonight. Refreshing.\u201d— Wanda Sykes (@Wanda Sykes) 1330318025
Number 7:
Number 6:
\u201cI insist on referring to "Albert Nobbs" as "Extremely Glenn and Incredibly Close." I also have no friends. #Oscars\u201d— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1330316977
Number 5:
\u201cI'm jealous that Glenn Close needs hours of makeup magic to be mistaken for a man.\n#oscars @cantstoptweet\u201d— Paula Poundstone (@Paula Poundstone) 1330316804
Number 4:
\u201c3 of those people are alive they just haven't worked in a while\u201d— Bill Maher (@Bill Maher) 1330315719
Number 3:
\u201cGeorge Clooney and Brad Pitt both lost. They will cry themselves to sleep atop their hot women & piles of money. #Oscars\u201d— caprice crane (@caprice crane) 1330316580
Number 2:
And the Oscar Goes To, Number 1:
\u201cCan you imagine how well Meryl Streep can fake an orgasm? #oscars\u201d— Julia Segal (@Julia Segal) 1330317081
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