
February 27 2012 2:05 PM EST
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You can keep your Clooneys and Jolie-Pitts. Our favorite moments from last night's ceremony come from the likes of Bill Maher, Wanda Sykes, Fortume Feimster, and the Gaysayer All Stars. For daily updates, join the more than 4,300 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.
Here are some of our favorite jokes from last night's show. The nominees for Best Tweet of the 2012 Academy Awards are...A post from your host:
\u201cThis year's Academy Awards brought to you by Billy Crystal, Blackberry, JC Penny and 1995.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1330302781
\u201cChristian Bale just murdered a valet guy. #PostOscars\u201d— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1330318762
\u201cWell check that out, instead of the maids, the french are cleaning up tonight. Refreshing.\u201d— Wanda Sykes (@Wanda Sykes) 1330318025
\u201cI insist on referring to "Albert Nobbs" as "Extremely Glenn and Incredibly Close." I also have no friends. #Oscars\u201d— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1330316977
\u201cI'm jealous that Glenn Close needs hours of makeup magic to be mistaken for a man.\n#oscars @cantstoptweet\u201d— Paula Poundstone (@Paula Poundstone) 1330316804
\u201c3 of those people are alive they just haven't worked in a while\u201d— Bill Maher (@Bill Maher) 1330315719
\u201cGeorge Clooney and Brad Pitt both lost. They will cry themselves to sleep atop their hot women & piles of money. #Oscars\u201d— caprice crane (@caprice crane) 1330316580
\u201cCan you imagine how well Meryl Streep can fake an orgasm? #oscars\u201d— Julia Segal (@Julia Segal) 1330317081
Charlie Kirk DID say stoning gay people was the 'perfect law' — and these other heinous quotes