Best Tweet Ever Joan Rivers Wishes You a Very Jewish St Patrick Day

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For daily updates, join the more than 4,800 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.And now a post from your host:

\u201cI wash my sheets a lot to keep up the appearance of living life to the fullest.\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1331273753

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Number 8:

\u201cSt. Patrick just threw up all over the pearly gates. Sigh... if I had known it would be like this I'd have let Ireland stay pagan.\u201d
— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1331991614

Number 7:

\u201cEveryone in the airport is wearing green, all except the gay men. They're wearing chartreuse.\u201d
— Shawn Pelofsky (@Shawn Pelofsky) 1332020704

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Number 5:

\u201cI think the gays should take over Uganda and change the name of the country to Ugogurl.\u201d
— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1331281755

Number 4:

\u201cThe tooth fairy just recently recovered from the Julia Roberts years.\u201d
— Eminence Front (@Eminence Front) 1332039804

Number 3:

\u201cSantorum sweeps South. Feels weird about it because that's women's work.\u201d
— Against Bolsonaro (@Against Bolsonaro) 1331736591

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Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

\u201cHappy Saint Patrick\u2019s Day!!! I'm not Irish. I\u2019m Jewish. If you want to see green on me, check my wallet.\u201d
— Joan Rivers (@Joan Rivers) 1331994641

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