
April 08 2012 9:15 PM EST
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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For daily updates, join the more than 5,100 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.
And now a post from your host:
\u201cJust downloaded a period app for my phone so it has a head's up before I throw it out of a window.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1332517684
Number 10:
Number 9:
Such a double standard: when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a "stud," but when I do, I'm a "lesbian"
-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 2, 2012
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Number 6:
\u201cGay couples and Easter have things in common: both sometimes include a hunt for eggs.\u201d— Abba Covington (@Abba Covington) 1333893062
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Number 3:
\u201cHappy Birthday, Chocolate Jesus!!!!\u201d— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1333897089
Number 2:
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
Charlie Kirk DID say stoning gay people was the 'perfect law' — and these other heinous quotes