Best Tweet Ever Is a Plan B for Olympic Athletes

Olympians train their whole lives for the chance to win a gold medal. This week's Best Tweet Ever from Kelly Oxford offers an alternative for those athletes who don't make it. Also this week on Best Tweet Ever: Why Kristen Stewart cheated and the plight of a gay Boy Scout leader.

As always, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the 10 funniest tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. New jokes are posted every day on Twitter. If you like laughing, join the more than 6,000 people who already follow @gaysayer.

A post from your host:

\u201cI'll settle for cuddle-ingus\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1342301825

Number 10:

\u201cI wonder how many Village People it takes to raise a child.\u201d
— Zo\u00eb Klar (@Zo\u00eb Klar) 1343400127

Number 9:

\u201cWhy does every mom in every commercial have to look like they bought their vagina at Old Navy?\u201d
— Jessi Klein (@Jessi Klein) 1321481934

Number 8:

\u201cI can't blame Kristen Stewart for cheating. Halfway through masturbating about Robert Pattison, I get bored and masturbate to someone else.\u201d
— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1343275392

Number 7:

\u201cI am starting to think Christina Aguilera was never a genie and is just a whore.\u201d
— Brent (@Brent) 1343426851

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Number 5:

Number 4:

\u201cThe best part of the Parade of Nations is Iran, Iraq, and Israel. Way to inflame international tensions, letter 'i'.\u201d
— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1343439272

Number 3:

\u201cDoesn't it break your heart to think of a gay Boy Scouts leader putting up with all that beige?\u201d
— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1342632194

Number 2:

\u201cI'd watch an Olympic sport where spoiled, bratty kids remained quiet while my mom pointed out all of their physical flaws.\u201d
— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1343489357

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever: