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Randy Rainbow Sings Birthday 'Beauty School' Tribute to Chris Cuomo

Chris Cuomo

Randy Rainbow is a certified Cuomosexual.

After rhapsodizing for Gov. Andrew Cuomo in a "Sandy" spoof in April, the musical satirist set his sights on his brother, Chris Cuomo, in another Grease parody.

"Christopher Cuomo," a spoof of "Beauty School Dropout," is an ode to the CNN anchor timed to his birthday; he turned 50 on Sunday. The gay singer made it clear why he turns to Cuomo Prime Time in tumultuous times.

"Whenever I feel sad, and all the news is bad, my Cuomo Prime Time helps to get me through," Rainbow croons in a Danny-style leather jacket and hair.

"Christopher Cuomo, there’s no one better in the biz. Christopher Cuomo, you always tell it like it is. You’re so wise and intellectual and unlike any other. You know I’m a Cuomosexual and not just for your brother."

Cuomo is known for his passionate and populist approach to the news. His older brother, who has been overseeing the fight against the coronavirus as governor of New York, notably calls him a "meatball" during interviews. He also drew headlines this year for broadcasting while battling COVID-19. 

Cuomo also has garnered gay fans for his physique, which he does not shy away from promoting on Instagram; he was also spotted naked in the background of his wife's June yoga video. Rainbow made light of this association with a cut-off children's tee as a birthday gift: “Don’t worry, it’ll shrink in the wash."

Watch "Christopher Cuomo" below.

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