The equation has to do with body mass, fur index, proximity of bodies in an enclosed environment. Read the results below.
Lab tests prove: bears are hot.
The folks from Twisted Bear (the party brand from London) employed this equation, mixed with DJs, go-go bears, at an environment of spontaneous combustion, the Seattle Eagle, last weekend. The results were sweaty humping bears and admirers on a throbbing rampage of beats and body bumping at temperatures that could heat a small city.
Thank to Matt Baume for not getting crushed in the stampede to get us these photos.