83 Photos of a Queer Make Out Party In Seattle

Hosted by Nark Magazine, these innocent youngish queers, gays, lesbians, and non-specifics are plied with Jello shots and tempted with photo booths into a make out party hotter than your freshmen dance. See all sorts of interesting folks do something more interesting with their mouths than blah, blah, blah. 2nd Fridays at the Seattle Eagle.

So if you're tired of standing around looking pensive but warm, fierce but approachable, and yet that mega-crush of yours still hasn't come up to you, all you gotta do is go up and be all like -- "Hey, wanna make out with me for a photo? You get a free jello shot." And they go "Um yes duh." And then the rest is drunk history. PS: Making out is for everyone, and everyone is welcome, Jello does not discriminate.

We're hoping our man on the scene, Matt Baume, got some between the photos.